bumperstickers

Bumper Stickers for Testers by Harry Robinson

Compiled from the original StickyMinds column

Want to display your tester pride on actual bumper stickers or T-shirts? Drop me a note! :-)

    • Developer Testing: A farce to be reckoned wIth.

    • I'm OK, you're OK. Your code I'm not so sure about ...

    • Pertempto ergo sum (I test, therefore I am.)

    • Quando omni flunkus testerati (When all else fails, try testing.)

    • I brake for good code. Bad code breaks for me.

    • Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.

    • Software Testers: We don't break software; it's broken when we get it.

    • A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.

    • Software Testing: For when your system actually has to work.

    • Software Quality: Don't ship without it.

    • I don't make software; I make software better.

    • Software Testers: We break it because we care.

    • Life is too short for manual testing.

    • To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.

    • If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?

    • My testware can beat up your software.

    • Friends don't let friends do capture-replay.

    • Have you hugged your software tester today?

    • If your software works, thank a tester.

    • I test, therefore it works.

    • Test everything. Hold on to that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21

    • Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.

    • Just test it.

    • Does your mother know what kind of code you write?

    • If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough.

    • Those are the bugs, if you don't like them...I have others.

    • Good code coverage makes every line feel used.

    • Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing.

    • Software Testing: Trust, But Verify.

    • Software Testing is like a second childhood: you broke it, and I’m telling.

    • Semper Pertemptum: Always Testing.

    • Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.

    • Software testing - because computers are only human.

    • Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

    • Model-Based Testers never die; we just transition to a higher state.

    • Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

    • Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!

    • People should think and machines should test.

    • Software Testing, not just a checkbox on your project plan.

    • Test never sleeps.

    • Visualize Great Software.

    • Testers: we're tough on the code but soft on the coders.

    • A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.

    • Software Testing … because computers are only human.

    • Seeking out complexity is the essence of good bug finding.

    • Honk if you believe in bug-free code ... or the Easter bunny.

    • Software testers: we don't get headaches - we're just carriers.

    • In God we trust, and for everything else we test.

    • Ask me about my latest bug.

    • QA Princess -- Breaking hearts, breaking code!

    • Exploratory Testing - because specs are for wimps

    • Honk if you love to crash software.

    • Software Testers: "Depraved minds...usefully employed." ~Rex Black

    • Testers don't like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work. ~ Kaner, Bach, Pettichord

    • Agile Testers of the world UNIT! ~ Neill McCarthy

    • Improving the world one bug at a time.

    • Software Testing: You make it, we break it.

    • Test is your copilot.

    • I came, I saw, I found lots of #$@% bugs in your %$#@ spaghetti code!

    • Testers don't go to work to make friends.

    • Bad code is not really bad. It's just confused.

    • There's always one more bug.

    • Testing ... a target-rich environment.

    • It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.

    • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

    • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

    • We break software so you don't have to.

    • I used to build software...now I break it. Its a lot more fun.

    • We travel fast and we travel light - let's hunt some bugs!

    • Bugs, bugses, we finds them, Preciousss.

    • Software Testing: That Which Does Not Kill Us ... is still at least a Sev 2 bug.

    • We don't create bugs by chance, we create them by choice

    • Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and more bugs to squash!

    • Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!

    • To test, or not to test -- there is no question

    • Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects

    • Passion-driven testing: Making every line of code feel dirty.

    • All code is guilty, until proven innocent.

    • Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!

    • Bug-Checking Is Brutally Cool! - Doonesbury

    • Testing Delayed is Testing Denied.

    • Bugs are that which, when you stop believing in them, don't go away.

    • Development and testing are indispensable to each other.

    • Only certainties in life: death, taxes and bugs in code.

    • Testing is organised skepticism.

    • Software Entomologist: Get bugs or die trying!

    • Software Testers - We succeed where others fail.

    • I'm a Software Tester. Bug me all you want.

    • If it works, its the developer, if not it's QA.

    • Hate the Test; Love the Tester.

    • Breakage is our business ... and business is good.

    • It may have compiled on your system, but it committed suicide on mine.

    • Test it now or test it later, either way it's gonna be tested.

    • Keep on Testin'

    • You build it, we break it!

    • Software Testing, we save the best for last.

    • Software Testing, we crash so you don't burn

    • Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don't have to.

    • We don't create defects, we just find yours.

    • Software Testers Always go to Heaven ... they've already had their share of Hell.

    • Old testers never die, they just regress.

    • SQA: We eat bugs for breakfast.

    • Got quality?

    • Got bug? Will find!

    • Untested code is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.

    • A tester is for life, not just Christmas.

    • I brake for blue screens of death.

    • In bugs we trust.

    • If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test.

    • Test: the slaying of a beautiful design by an ugly fact.

    • And on the seventh day, He shipped.

    • Bugs are not an option: they're bundled with the software!

    • When the testing gets tough, the tough switch to test generation.

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