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- Developer Testing: A farce to be reckoned wIth.
- I'm OK, you're OK. Your code I'm not so sure about ...
- Pertempto ergo sum (I test, therefore I am.)
- Quando omni flunkus testerati (When all else fails, try testing.)
- I brake for good code. Bad code breaks for me.
- Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.
- Software Testers: We don't break software; it's broken when we get it.
- A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.
- Software Testing: For when your system actually has to work.
- Software Quality: Don't ship without it.
- I don't make software; I make software better.
- Software Testers: We break it because we care.
- Life is too short for manual testing.
- To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.
- If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?
- My testware can beat up your software.
- Friends don't let friends do capture-replay.
- Have you hugged your software tester today?
- If your software works, thank a tester.
- I test, therefore it works.
- Test everything. Hold on to that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
- Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.
- Just test it.
- Does your mother know what kind of code you write?
- If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough.
- Those are the bugs, if you don't like them...I have others.
- Good code coverage makes every line feel used.
- Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing.
- Software Testing: Trust, But Verify.
- Software Testing is like a second childhood: you broke it, and I’m telling.
- Semper Pertemptum: Always Testing.
- Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.
- Software testing - because computers are only human.
- Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
- Model-Based Testers never die; we just transition to a higher state.
- Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
- Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!
- People should think and machines should test.
- Software Testing, not just a checkbox on your project plan.
- Test never sleeps.
- Visualize Great Software.
- Testers: we're tough on the code but soft on the coders.
- A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
- Software Testing … because computers are only human.
- Seeking out complexity is the essence of good bug finding.
- Honk if you believe in bug-free code ... or the Easter bunny.
- Software testers: we don't get headaches - we're just carriers.
- In God we trust, and for everything else we test.
- Ask me about my latest bug.
- QA Princess -- Breaking hearts, breaking code!
- Exploratory Testing - because specs are for wimps
- Honk if you love to crash software.
- Software Testers: "Depraved minds...usefully employed." ~Rex Black
- Testers don't like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work. ~ Kaner, Bach, Pettichord
- Agile Testers of the world UNIT! ~ Neill McCarthy
- Improving the world one bug at a time.
- Software Testing: You make it, we break it.
- Test is your copilot.
- I came, I saw, I found lots of #$@% bugs in your %$#@ spaghetti code!
- Testers don't go to work to make friends.
- Bad code is not really bad. It's just confused.
- There's always one more bug.
- Testing ... a target-rich environment.
- It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
- We break software so you don't have to.
- I used to build software...now I break it. Its a lot more fun.
- We travel fast and we travel light - let's hunt some bugs!
- Bugs, bugses, we finds them, Preciousss.
- Software Testing: That Which Does Not Kill Us ... is still at least a Sev 2 bug.
- We don't create bugs by chance, we create them by choice
- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and more bugs to squash!
- Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!
- To test, or not to test -- there is no question
- Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects
- Passion-driven testing: Making every line of code feel dirty.
- All code is guilty, until proven innocent.
- Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
- Bug-Checking Is Brutally Cool! - Doonesbury
- Testing Delayed is Testing Denied.
- Bugs are that which, when you stop believing in them, don't go away.
- Development and testing are indispensable to each other.
- Only certainties in life: death, taxes and bugs in code.
- Testing is organised skepticism.
- Software Entomologist: Get bugs or die trying!
- Software Testers - We succeed where others fail.
- I'm a Software Tester. Bug me all you want.
- If it works, its the developer, if not it's QA.
- Hate the Test; Love the Tester.
- Breakage is our business ... and business is good.
- It may have compiled on your system, but it committed suicide on mine.
- Test it now or test it later, either way it's gonna be tested.
- Keep on Testin'
- You build it, we break it!
- Software Testing, we save the best for last.
- Software Testing, we crash so you don't burn
- Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don't have to.
- We don't create defects, we just find yours.
- Software Testers Always go to Heaven ... they've already had their share of Hell.
- Old testers never die, they just regress.
- SQA: We eat bugs for breakfast.
- Got quality?
- Got bug? Will find!
- Untested code is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
- A tester is for life, not just Christmas.
- I brake for blue screens of death.
- In bugs we trust.
- If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test.
- Test: the slaying of a beautiful design by an ugly fact.
- And on the seventh day, He shipped.
- Bugs are not an option: they're bundled with the software!
- When the testing gets tough, the tough switch to test generation.