Bumper Stickers for Testers by Harry Robinson 

 Compiled from the original StickyMinds column

 

Want to display your tester pride on actual bumper stickers or T-shirts? Drop me a note! :-)

  • Developer Testing: A farce to be reckoned wIth.
  • I'm OK, you're OK. Your code I'm not so sure about ...
  • Pertempto ergo sum (I test, therefore I am.)
  • Quando omni flunkus testerati (When all else fails, try testing.)
  • I brake for good code. Bad code breaks for me.
  • Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.
  • Software Testers: We don't break software; it's broken when we get it.
  • A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.
  • Software Testing: For when your system actually has to work.
  • Software Quality: Don't ship without it.
  • I don't make software; I make software better.
  • Software Testers: We break it because we care.
  • Life is too short for manual testing.
  • To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.
  • If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?
  • My testware can beat up your software.
  • Friends don't let friends do capture-replay.
  • Have you hugged your software tester today?
  • If your software works, thank a tester.
  • I test, therefore it works.
  • Test everything. Hold on to that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
  • Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.
  • Just test it.
  • Does your mother know what kind of code you write?
  • If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough.
  • Those are the bugs, if you don't like them...I have others.
  • Good code coverage makes every line feel used.
  • Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing.
  • Software Testing: Trust, But Verify.
  • Software Testing is like a second childhood: you broke it, and I’m telling.
  • Semper Pertemptum: Always Testing.
  • Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.
  • Software testing - because computers are only human.
  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
  • Model-Based Testers never die; we just transition to a higher state.
  • Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
  • Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!
  • People should think and machines should test.
  • Software Testing, not just a checkbox on your project plan.
  • Test never sleeps.
  • Visualize Great Software.
  • Testers: we're tough on the code but soft on the coders.
  • A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
  • Software Testing … because computers are only human.
  • Seeking out complexity is the essence of good bug finding.
  • Honk if you believe in bug-free code ... or the Easter bunny.
  • Software testers: we don't get headaches - we're just carriers.
  • In God we trust, and for everything else we test.
  • Ask me about my latest bug.
  • QA Princess -- Breaking hearts, breaking code!
  • Exploratory Testing - because specs are for wimps
  • Honk if you love to crash software.
  • Software Testers: "Depraved minds...usefully employed." ~Rex Black
  • Testers don't like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work. ~ Kaner, Bach, Pettichord
  • Agile Testers of the world UNIT! ~ Neill McCarthy
  • Improving the world one bug at a time.
  • Software Testing: You make it, we break it.
  • Test is your copilot.
  • I came, I saw, I found lots of #$@% bugs in your %$#@ spaghetti code!
  • Testers don't go to work to make friends.
  • Bad code is not really bad. It's just confused.
  • There's always one more bug.
  • Testing ... a target-rich environment.
  • It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  • We break software so you don't have to.
  • I used to build software...now I break it. Its a lot more fun.
  • We travel fast and we travel light - let's hunt some bugs!
  • Bugs, bugses, we finds them, Preciousss.
  • Software Testing: That Which Does Not Kill Us ... is still at least a Sev 2 bug.
  • We don't create bugs by chance, we create them by choice
  • Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and more bugs to squash!
  • Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!
  • To test, or not to test -- there is no question
  • Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects
  • Passion-driven testing: Making every line of code feel dirty.
  • All code is guilty, until proven innocent.
  • Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
  • Bug-Checking Is Brutally Cool! - Doonesbury
  • Testing Delayed is Testing Denied.
  • Bugs are that which, when you stop believing in them, don't go away.
  • Development and testing are indispensable to each other.
  • Only certainties in life: death, taxes and bugs in code.
  • Testing is organised skepticism.
  • Software Entomologist: Get bugs or die trying!
  • Software Testers - We succeed where others fail.
  • I'm a Software Tester. Bug me all you want.
  • If it works, its the developer, if not it's QA.
  • Hate the Test; Love the Tester.
  • Breakage is our business ... and business is good.
  • It may have compiled on your system, but it committed suicide on mine.
  • Test it now or test it later, either way it's gonna be tested.
  • Keep on Testin'
  • You build it, we break it!
  • Software Testing, we save the best for last.
  • Software Testing, we crash so you don't burn
  • Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don't have to.
  • We don't create defects, we just find yours.
  • Software Testers Always go to Heaven ... they've already had their share of Hell.
  • Old testers never die, they just regress.
  • SQA: We eat bugs for breakfast.
  • Got quality?
  • Got bug? Will find!
  • Untested code is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
  • A tester is for life, not just Christmas.
  • I brake for blue screens of death.
  • In bugs we trust.
  • If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test.
  • Test: the slaying of a beautiful design by an ugly fact.
  • And on the seventh day, He shipped.
  • Bugs are not an option: they're bundled with the software!
  • When the testing gets tough, the tough switch to test generation.
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