Bumper Stickers for Testers by Harry Robinson
Compiled from the original StickyMinds column
Developer Testing: A farce to be reckoned with.
I'm OK, you're OK. Your code I'm not so sure about ...
Pertempto ergo sum (I test, therefore I am.)
Quando omni flunkus testerati (When all else fails, try testing.)
I brake for good code. Bad code breaks for me.
Software Testing: Where failure is always an option.
Software Testers: We don't break software; it's broken when we get it.
A good tester has the heart of a developer...in a jar on the desk.
Software Testing: For when your system actually has to work.
Software Quality: Don't ship without it.
I don't make software; I make software better.
Software Testers: We break it because we care.
Life is too short for manual testing.
To err is human; to find the errors requires a tester.
If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?
My testware can beat up your software.
Friends don't let friends do capture-replay.
Have you hugged your software tester today?
If your software works, thank a tester.
I test, therefore it works.
Test everything. Hold on to that which is good." - 1 Thessalonians 5:21
Your code is buggy and your mom dresses you funny.
Just test it.
Does your mother know what kind of code you write?
If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough.
Those are the bugs, if you don't like them...I have others.
Good code coverage makes every line feel used.
Faith is fine in private life, but poison in software testing.
Software Testing: Trust, But Verify.
Software Testing is like a second childhood: you broke it, and I’m telling.
Semper Pertemptum: Always Testing.
Software Testing: The Bug Stops Here.
Software testing - because computers are only human.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Model-Based Testers never die; we just transition to a higher state.
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Support spec-based testing: Be code-dependent no more!
People should think and machines should test.
Software Testing, not just a checkbox on your project plan.
Test never sleeps.
Visualize Great Software.
Testers: we're tough on the code but soft on the coders.
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
Software Testing … because computers are only human.
Seeking out complexity is the essence of good bug finding.
Honk if you believe in bug-free code ... or the Easter bunny.
Software testers: we don't get headaches - we're just carriers.
In God we trust, and for everything else we test.
Ask me about my latest bug.
QA Princess -- Breaking hearts, breaking code!
Exploratory Testing - because specs are for wimps
Honk if you love to crash software.
Software Testers: "Depraved minds...usefully employed." ~Rex Black
Testers don't like to break things; they like to dispel the illusion that things work. ~ Kaner, Bach, Pettichord
Agile Testers of the world UNIT! ~ Neill McCarthy
Improving the world one bug at a time.
Software Testing: You make it, we break it.
Test is your copilot.
I came, I saw, I found lots of #$@% bugs in your %$#@ spaghetti code!
Testers don't go to work to make friends.
Bad code is not really bad. It's just confused.
There's always one more bug.
Testing ... a target-rich environment.
It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
We break software so you don't have to.
I used to build software...now I break it. Its a lot more fun.
We travel fast and we travel light - let's hunt some bugs!
Bugs, bugses, we finds them, Preciousss.
Software Testing: That Which Does Not Kill Us ... is still at least a Sev 2 bug.
We don't create bugs by chance, we create them by choice
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and more bugs to squash!
Our job is tell you your baby is ugly!
To test, or not to test -- there is no question
Be verwy verwy quiet, I am hunting defects
Passion-driven testing: Making every line of code feel dirty.
All code is guilty, until proven innocent.
Only certainties in life: Death, taxes and bugs in code!
Bug-Checking Is Brutally Cool! - Doonesbury
Testing Delayed is Testing Denied.
Bugs are that which, when you stop believing in them, don't go away.
Development and testing are indispensable to each other.
Only certainties in life: death, taxes and bugs in code.
Testing is organised skepticism.
Software Entomologist: Get bugs or die trying!
Software Testers - We succeed where others fail.
I'm a Software Tester. Bug me all you want.
If it works, its the developer, if not it's QA.
Hate the Test; Love the Tester.
Breakage is our business ... and business is good.
It may have compiled on your system, but it committed suicide on mine.
Test it now or test it later, either way it's gonna be tested.
Keep on Testin'
You build it, we break it!
Software Testing, we save the best for last.
Software Testing, we crash so you don't burn
Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don't have to.
We don't create defects, we just find yours.
Software Testers Always go to Heaven ... they've already had their share of Hell.
Old testers never die, they just regress.
SQA: We eat bugs for breakfast.
Got quality?
Got bug? Will find!
Untested code is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get.
A tester is for life, not just Christmas.
I brake for blue screens of death.
In bugs we trust.
If you can read this sticker it passed the usability test.
Test: the slaying of a beautiful design by an ugly fact.
And on the seventh day, He shipped.
Bugs are not an option: they're bundled with the software!
When the testing gets tough, the tough switch to test generation.